A third nationwide “No Kings” protest is planned for March 28, 2026, with over 1,000 locally organized events already confirmed, and organizers anticipating nearly 9 million people in attendance.
This upcoming rally focuses specifically on speaking out against Immigration and Customs Enforcement, with a flagship gathering planned in Minnesota’s Twin Cities, following the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti earlier this year.
“Peaceful, people-led movements have always led the way for real change,” Deirdre Schifeling, chief political and advocacy officer for the ACLU, said in a statement for the upcoming event.
“Last year, millions joined us to send a resounding message that we, the people, will not be intimidated by President Trump’s fear tactics. We are at a dangerous moment for our democracy — it’s time to come together again and fight to stay free.”
If you’re planning to join in on the action, we’ve gathered some No Kings sign ideas and Anti-ICE protest sign ideas, as well as some ideas for kids — but here are a few more for those who want to bring the laughs.
35+ Funny No Kings Protest Sign Ideas
Funny No Kings Protest Sign Ideas
- No Sign Is Big Enough To List All The Reasons I’m Here
- I Know Signs. I Make The Best Signs. Everyone Agrees.
- Clean Up On Aisle 47
- Sorry For Being Weird, This Is My First Dictatorship
- We Dumped Tea For Less
- No Crown For A Clown
- No Faux-King Way
- America, Leave Your Abusive Ex
- “Don’t Make Me Repeat Myself.” —History
- I’ve Seen Better Cabinets At Ikea
- Get The Hell Out Of Our House
- Things Are So Bad The Introverts Are Here
- Big Fan Of Human Rights
- Strop Truth Decay
- Elect A Clown, Expect A Circus
- God Forbid A Girl Wants Liberty & Justice For All
- I’d Like That Taco To Go, Please
- It’s Actually Super Cool To Care About Other People
- If There’s Money For War, There’s Money For Medicaid
- Unpaid Local Protester
- Only You Can Prevent Fascism (with a photo of Smokey the Bear)
- So Tired Of Living In An Onion Article
- Eggs Are Expensive Because All The Chickens Are In Congress
- Willing To Lend Congress A Spine (with a photo of a skeleton)
- I Was Accidentally Added To This Protest By A Signal Group Chat
Funny Pop Culture No Kings Sign Ideas
- You Sucked In Home Alone 2
- The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
- The Only King I Recognize (with a photo of King Julian from “Madagascar”)
- There Is Only One King In This Country, And His Name Is Lebron
- It Does Not Say RSVP On The Statue Of Liberty (with a photo of Cher from “Clueless”)
- If Taylor Swift Got Her Masters Back, We Can Take Our Country Back
- So Fascism. Wow. Much Coup. Big illegal. (with a photo of the original doge)
- Maybe This Thing Was A Masterpiece, Til You Tore It All Up (with a photo of the constitution)
- No Kings, But Maybe A Few Queens (with a photo of the cast of Rupaul’s Drag Race)
- Please Please Please Don’t Take My Rights (with a photo of Sabrina Carpenter)
Funny Anti-ICE Protest Sign Ideas
- I Like My ICE Crushed (next to a drawing of an iced coffee)
- The Only Leader Who Can Spread ICE Across A Nation Is Elsa (accompanied by the Disney princess)
- The Wrong ICE Is Melting
- I’ll Take My Horchata Warm Because ICE Sucks
- Hot People Melt ICE
- Proud Parent Of A Kid Who Did Not Grow Up To Be An ICE Agent
- Stay Salty. Melt ICE.
- The Only Good ICE Is From Sonic
Funny No Kings Protest Sign Ideas For Kids
- When Leaders Act Like Kids, The Kids Become The Leaders
- I’m Not Even Allowed To Act Like The President
- I Love Naps, But I Stay Woke
- I’d Make A Better President (And I’m 3)
- I’m 6, And I Know Better
- No Kings, But Ms. Rachel Is My Queen
- The Only King I Know Is Mister Rogers
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